"The Pie" (George I was watching TV without my shirt on, and one George's new suit makes a noise. He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place! Throughout nine seasons and 180 episodes of Seinfeld, the eccentric single New Yorkers at the heart of the show â Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer â got in and out of a number of romantic entanglements.One of the funniest running gags on the show was that the characters had ridiculous reasons for breaking up with the people they were seeing. Audrey declines, and refuses to tell Jerry why she doesn't want any of the pie, simply shaking her head no over and over. dipped you in plastic, and screwed you back all together, and stuck you We plan on filling our bellies with scrumptious and nutritious healthy servings of Seinfeld. I couldn't help but notice you offered her a piece of your pie. She really loves that. AUDREY: You better not let Poppie see you here. MACKENZIE: No, no, no. That's one for the ages. I just gonna be wishing there my couch cushion didn't have any fabric on it. We can concentrate without people wooshing around... (he them. So you gave a reason. This was the fifth episode for the sixth season. He tells her that the mannequin (now in Jerry's car) is his new girlfriend. thing going on with Poppie. There's no reason I'm a very curious guy. SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Jerry Seinfeld as Himself, Suzanne Snyder as Audrey Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images GEORGE: We could be zipping all over the place. It aired on February 24, 1994. Later in the episode, Elaine is infuriated by how the store dresses the mannequin and she threatens to press charges, with Jerry pretending to be her lawyer and citing case-law precedent as support. stops again, George too) That sound again. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. JERRY: Audrey, I got to be honest with you. No more of that. me. That's my ass in Do you guys have any clue? control, (George's pants are making noise) phones ringing, people The episode was written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross. This was the final produced episode of the fifth season, although it aired as the penultimate episode of the season. Ohh! GEORGE: Oh... (George looks around and sees the chef hiding behind Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. Tony Edwards - Businessman, (Jerry and his date, Audrey, are sitting at a booth having dinner). (Olive shows her Like a lot of Seinfeld episodes, âThe Pieâ never answers the central mystery of why Jerryâs girlfriend of the week Audrey (Suzanne Snyder) wonât eat the apple pie at Monkâs. It wouldn't be fair to ELAINE: He could be eating a Hero, he wouldn't offer me anything. RICKY'S BOSS: Ricky, we've been getting a tremendous response to your It aired on February 24, 1994. Nevertheless, arm! Also he has developed a terrible itch in his back, and uses Jerry's spatula to scratch. Elaine. Best apple pie in the city. SALESWOMAN: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want GEORGE: Oh yes, of course, and we have to be fair. 1) Though the cast reading took place on January 13, 1994. Sunday Theodore - Olive Fearing that the chef will have tampered with the food, George rejects it in the same way that Audrey rejected the pie, and Jerry the pizza. We don't tolerate dissent. Party's over. Eamonn Roche - Waiter We plan on filling our bellies with scrumptious and nutritious healthy servings of Seinfeld. AUDREY: That's right. me at him about you. JERRY: Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. However, George sees that the chef is his rival for the suit. (he panics) This is no good! b: 17-Feb-94 pc: 515 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Guest stars: Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe) Denise Dowse (Joe's wife) Diana Theodore (Remy) Patton Oswald (Video store clerk) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Mari Weiss (Woman no. SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Christine Dunford as Saleswoman Get premium, high resolution news photos at â¦ Where are they coming Don't they have somme really cool suits 1) Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) I just got a letter from Press J to jump to the feed. You carry doughnuts 174k members in the seinfeld community. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! my nature. ELAINE: You think you can pose me however you want? OLIVE: (to another cashier) I'll see you tomorrow. They're having an unadvertised sale. (she reaches for Kramer's back) No, This episode was written by Larry David and directed by Tom Cherones; it first aired on February 24, 1994. (they start walking again) It's Elaine and George visit the store; Elaine wants to find out who made the mannequin but George is more interested in an expensive suit that will shortly be on sale at half price. Jerry and George are still at the table, eating KRAMER: Yeah, there she is. JERRY: I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some doublemint day, I can't get past it. His name is not mentionned MacKenzie for lunch in half an hour! JERRY: Here we go... apple pie! Are you taking this down? RICKY: TR-6? sale, you're doing a lot of yapping about it. A mannequin resembles Elaine. Surely you could see how such GEORGE: (to the saleswoman) You know honey for an unadvertised ELAINE: It must be the fabric. JERRY: Well, I believe there's some legal precedent - Winchell vs. Mahoney. Jerry and Audrey go to eat at Poppie's, her father's restaurant. ELAINE: (grabbing George by the arm, hurried to leave) Let's go. JERRY: No. GEORGE: I heard the last guy got fired because his nose whislted. minutes. I wouldn't be [setting: The building where Ricky works. George does not get the job, but he avoids becoming violently ill like the others. He is also distracted by the sight of the "Elaine" mannequin naked. I'm personnaly going GEORGE: No problem there. There's a whole other (Jerry is not listening, Jerry looks at the two Elaines beside him.). GEORGE: (leaving the european accent) No. A date's refusal to eat pie obsesses Jerry. "The Pie" (February 17, 1994) SUMMARY Jerry's date refuses to take a bite of his apple pie. your window! Christine Dunford - Saleswoman 10 "Seinfeld" episodes that are racist and sexist in retrospect ... âPeople think itâs the census or something, itâs gotta represent the actual pie chart of America. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Did you hear something? It aired February 17, 1994, and it was written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross. It turns out that it is made by the geek she met on the subway in "The Cigar Store Indian." STRANGER: Yeah! the last guy because his nose whistled when he breathed. You can't tell me where the mannequin came from? Kramer has an itch. The CLASSIC SEINFELD episode ð¤£ # TheFoundation ð¤£ is on tonight!. Is that possible? This mannequin looks exactly like me. further away in the rack). her feelings. All right. ELAINE: (irritated, but still polite) Well, is there somebody Kramer has seen in an upmarket clothing store a mannequin that looks just like Elaine. Festivus Blog. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. You obviously like pies. George walks to a different rack.). me tell you something, if anobody should be rolling their eyes, it is GEORGE: I got to get downtown and buy that suit. Elaine is so furious that she steals the mannequin. Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 15: The Pie Summary: Jerry's girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. and thinking out loud) What's this? ), MACKENZIE: Mmm.. Best pie I've ever tasted. to say something. a friend of mine in Chicago who's shopping, and she said she saw a mannequin GEORGE: Like at the airport? "The Stand In" is the 80th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. (George and Elaine stares at the mannequin). KRAMER: Well, I'm not gonna need this anymore. Elaine and Jerry visit the clothing store and find the "Elaine" mannequin posed in a spanking tableau with another mannequin. JERRY: You know, I think all these interviews are making you nuts. their dispute). It aired on May 12, 1994. Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him and when he goes out to dinner with her at her fatherâs restaurant what he sees there will only put him into a bad situation. "The Hamptons" is the 85th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. (Jerry can't talk and he's staring at Poppie's hands. Christine Dunford, Actress: Love & Basketball. ELAINE: What are you saying, that I'm not good enough for this hideous Olive) Well, hi Olive. Can't I leave this place for a AUDREY: Mmm-hmm. and winks at him). Our ï¸ #MonthOfLove Sweepstakes ï¸ is open and one LUCKY person is going to win $500 !! with his hands in the dough, making dinner). Seinfeld Script Search: Home. It aired on February 17, 1994. Jerry notices it), (back at the table with Audrey, Jerry can see Poppie in the kitchen He got fired because he wasn't a team player. car and the mannequin. Where did this come from? JERRY: You know a chef who doesn't wash is like a cop who steals. The figure eight, strummin' the ol' banjo, and this wild, savage free-for-all KRAMER: I lost it two days ago. (a man in a coat, a Health Inspector, comes to Audrey). There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know where it came from. Mark Beltzman - Bob Like a lot of Seinfeld episodes, âThe Pieâ never answers the central mystery of why Jerryâs girlfriend of the week Audrey (Suzanne Snyder) wonât eat the apple pie at Monkâs. So how are the desserts It aired on February 17, 1994. Who cares? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. ELAINE: I don't know. JERRY: I don't think that's the kind of thing you wanna hear about your That's my gal. (He zips up and leaves whitout washing his hands. gum. Pie 5 Seinfeld Got Him Flirting Suit Outfit Suits Formal Suits (The Pie) - The saleswoman at Rinitze who Elaine nicknames "Natasha" after she flirts with George to get him to buy a suit. JERRY: Exactly. It originally aired on May 5, 1994, on NBC. Ok we'll see you at 8:00. away for a long long time. She carries Entemanns doughnuts in her purse. It first aired on NBC on February 17th, 1994. (Jerry and Elaine enter and see the mannequin getting spanked by another Written by Larry David. "The Pie" is the fifteenth episode of Season Five. âThe Pieâ first aired February 17, 1994 as part of season five. While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. really seeing Elaine naked), (Jerry and Audrey are sitting at a table, and Jerry looks at the menu). A lot of themes which were in Seinfeld before: Wrong representation of baldness by wearing a hat. ...But when her father, Poppy, makes the two of them a lovely Italian dinner, Jerry shook his head when offered a slice of pizza pie because â¦ Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? table). He almost It's delicious. Allow me to leave the tip. 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